What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

Deuteronomy 17

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?